Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

but you can never ever ask me why.
It's a sickness. I'm the real victim here.
Um, Amy. This is my friend, Barney.
You must be majoring in chemistry,
Make a beautiful woman feel self-conscious and unattractive
No, Lily, you're crying over the crown molding
I didn't get it.
Hi, Barney. Nice to meet you.
How did you do that?
All that crap was right.
I did it again. I can't believe it.
The next day, Robin and I went apartment-hunting with aunt Lily.
You know, I do have a phone number.
I am not taking no for an answer.
You're finally forgetting about that short redhead.
I just talked with the twins, and get this,
You're right, I totally... I'm just no good at this, Barney.
Oh. The art program-- best thing ever.
Maybe it does, and maybe it doesn't.
That is so good to hear. Oh, hold on.
Oh, come on, does that really work?
God! Isn't life amazing?
But in this world, it's every hombre for himself.
Oh, my God!
It was just great. Just lots of fun...
Salad in a bag? His idea.
Starting tonight, I am going to teach you how to live.
and the real hardwood floors. There's no deeper meaning.
No, you're right. Ambition is the enemy of success.
Lesson two, corollary five.
The Scorpion and the Toad.