Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Starting tonight, I am going to teach you how to live.
The next day, Robin and I went apartment-hunting with aunt Lily.
You must be majoring in chemistry,
No, Lily, you're crying over the crown molding
The Scorpion and the Toad.
Oh, my God!
I did it again. I can't believe it.
Oh, come on, does that really work?
I didn't get it.
Maybe it does, and maybe it doesn't.
I am not taking no for an answer.
That is so good to hear. Oh, hold on.
But in this world, it's every hombre for himself.
You're finally forgetting about that short redhead.
All that crap was right.
I just talked with the twins, and get this,
Make a beautiful woman feel self-conscious and unattractive
Salad in a bag? His idea.
It was just great. Just lots of fun...
Lesson two, corollary five.
It's a sickness. I'm the real victim here.
Hi, Barney. Nice to meet you.
Um, Amy. This is my friend, Barney.
You're right, I totally... I'm just no good at this, Barney.
You know, I do have a phone number.
God! Isn't life amazing?
Oh. The art program-- best thing ever.
and the real hardwood floors. There's no deeper meaning.
but you can never ever ask me why.
How did you do that?
No, you're right. Ambition is the enemy of success.