Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It sounds weird, but we're so bad at relationships.
Well, let's see what everybody thinks of that.
Your note?
First you'd think she's a woman, but she's not.
Chandler? A word?
You're naked!
I'm surprised you didn't wear it home. Ha-ha-ha.
Oh.
Not only did no one touch my sandwich...
Someone at work ate my sandwich.
Stuff like, uh, "Keep your mitts off my grub."
I've always wanted a cool nickname like that.
This'll keep them away from your stuff.
Yeah.
It was the water fountain, okay?
Mental Geller
My God, Monica!
You don't understand. This is so silly.
All right.
Oh.
Look, I hate this. You guys keep embarrassing me.
Dock of the bay?
I snapped, okay? You weren't taking the class seriously.
Someone ate the only good thing going on in my life!
I am 30 years old, okay?
You are giving away my salsa?
Um, thank you, Phoebe.
...my sandwich!
Which, if I may say, right now is out of control.
All right. Let's move on.
They're making you take time off work?