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Hey, zig, come on, man. Hurry up.
Give him double shower tokens and a snack.
In the bureau over there with my nail polish in it?
* you can break metal chains
Could a pair of shoes falling from the sky really be part of my destiny?
How many routines are getting done tonight?
And then... we didn't live anywhere.
You just might. We're gonna call the warden.
That's what got magnet sent here in the first place.
To somebody who did, now, would you?
Warden owns the shade, man.
* oh
I like diggin' holes.
* though they know they gotta struggle *
Oh, lewis won't be returning.
Hey, just chill, okay, man, all right?
Aaaah!
Yeah? [ Laughs ] oh, mama.
Here, try this.
Yeah, he lost everything.
Hi.
I'm warnin' you!
Oh! [ Panting ]
.
"You'd like my counselor. He's a doctor." * yes, indeed
We won't get in any trouble.
michael webb CS team
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if only, if only we could measure viewer side impact!!!
* we won't stop givin' all we got *
WHAT DID YOU SAY! you did not
And the "k.B." Stands for kate barlow.
No, mr. Sir.
Then we're digging toward the center, see?
No, you can have it.
So i get the day off now, right?
...the fourth? Yeah.
Zero, zero.
You're in violation of your parole, carrying this weapon.
You are to dig one hole each day --
Oh!
I never get anything he says.
Yeah.
R-Rock?
What are you jawing about?
[ Sighs ]
Go on. Kill me.
For always and eternity.
[ Fly buzzing ]
Rent time! Pay up! * this time
Next.
Sticky fingers.
[ Sighs ]
Where's your whip, caveman?
Not myra menke.
And we're gonna fill it full of ice cream.
Fossil. I tell you what, i think stanley belongs in a cave, man.
* dig it, oh-Oh-Oh
They're not in the showers.
* keep digging that hole till the day is done * * dig it, oh-Oh-Oh
What?
Me counting push-up reps on insta
Caveman...
* "the bark on the trees was as soft as the skies" *
Ah, ha ha! Hector, we made it, buddy!
[ Thud ]
Yeah, i'm positive.
This is how i found it.
Don't look at us. Yeah, it was zero.
Mare-Yelo.
You got zero to talk.
I’m tired of this grandpa That’s too damn bad
[ Feedback ]
You got the same feeling?
[ Car door slams ] [ car engine turns over ]
Zero!
I HAD NO KNOWLEDGE OF THAT
Yeah? I just want you to know
MY DEBIT CARD AFTER I FINISH SHOPPING FOR MY HOT GIRL SUMMER
Look, you broke it!
They are the same.
But, if you forget to come back for madame zeroni,
You don't smell anything.
So, what's happening with barf bag?
Whoa.
* chasing the skirt of a beautiful wife *
But i don't know what good that would do.
Use your imagination.
[ Grunts ]
We don't need no stinking onions. You told me to get onions, i get onions.
[ "Dig it" plays ]
Yeah, man, whatever.
Ah.
That boy likes to dig holes.
Tell us a little something of your background,
[ Screams ]
I'll be okay.
* oh
[ Grunting ]
* dig it, oh-Oh-Oh, dig it
Kissin' kate barlow?
* dig it, oh-Oh-Oh
Get back away from that truck!
I have this special bag of onions.
[ Engine turns over ]
I like it.
HOW MANY HOEZ YOU GOT ME
I'm just asking,
“That’s to Damn Bad”
Well, just what do you suggest, counselor?
[ Yawns ]
It stings, man.
I can fix that
* so don't worry, just push on through *
I ain't on stupid pills.
* everybody, let's...
Que se vaya! Que se vaya
Once you set your mind to it.
[ Whimpers ]
Warden: now, did you by any chance take a drink
No, i'm not. I'm going home.
Stop it! Stop it!
Go ahead, zero. Take it.
"I feel so sorry for the old lady who lived in the shoe
And teach him how to read?
* you keep your eyes down
[ Cheering continues ]
So i'm caveman?
* dig it, oh-Oh-Oh, dig it
I've been wishing i was dead for a long time.
The seeds spill in Stanley's hole
:"Holes" jackasses
So what does your great-Great-Grandfather do?
* oh
There ain't no loot.
* we're blinded by the eyes of youth *
'Cause i said so.
[ Sniffs ]
Dr. Pendanski: i witnessed it myself, counselor.
[ Chuckles ]
[ Sighs ] that's the last one.
I don't smell anything.
I'm a heel. I'm a heel.
Come on little cloud
They won't have to dig any more holes.
Hold on for me.
Get away from the truck.
"We've been out on the lake all day."
* and dig those holes * dig it, oh-Oh-Oh
[ Gasps ]
All right.
[ Yawns ]
Ricky, let's not scare stanley.
Hey, man, i got some extra graham crackers.
I can't believe you guys made it.
And the children and i would enjoy a breeze now and then.
When you open Delta gate
Ma'am, i think i found something.
I’m tired of giving you warnings, sonic!
Huh?
Just relax.
Y'all don't know nothing about this. Watch me. Watch me.
Mr. Sir: magnet, wipe that smile off your face.
It's all right. It's all good.
I can’t fix that.
And the great-Great-Great-Grandson
It's better than barf bag.
Four long days.
Mr. Sir: yeah. See that?
Please, that's all i'm asking for