Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And say, Here, Johnny. I made $ 70, put that with the rest.

Y'all got one dance y'all can do. Y'all can do this shit, like this:

intelligence, a nice ass and a body. Give it to me, now!

Mind your motherfucking business. I'll bust your motherfucking ass.

Oh, darling, I want to make love to you. That type of shit.

and I can't do the shit. lt's shitty.

And then he... Kicked him in the ding ding

He was walking up to people saying:

because y'all believe that shit.

And if there was no Johnny Lightning, we ripped up a Hula Hoop

and the moolies are beating him and he don't fucking go down,

If you were my woman, I make love to you constantly.

Tell The Spun I said Have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up

Whose pussy is this? Whose pussy is this?

Give it to me, now! Oh, shit. Herpes. I crapped out.

Sick my dick, Eddie.

Do the moonwalk. That's some stupid shit. Michael can do that shit, though.

That's what I said... Get the bread out of the breadbox

When you meet a woman and everything is perfect

no pussy is worth $1 50 million!

I know you, Seanny.

That's what I'm talking about. You cannot say 'fuck'...

You know what really make me mad, though, is afterwards, right?

You fill out a W-2, they say, What you do?

I can't even pee in the house, I burn my house down. I gotta go outside.

You heard what I said, moolie. Pay for my fucking candy...

But be careful, because you lose half on the trade-in.

You don't own me! Well, you don't.

lt's fucked up, that's why I say, hey, I'm a target.

Great fuckin’ movie

it come back stronger. VD is new and improved now.

We ate toys, Eddie

I had shit, Eddie. Me and my brothers and sisters didn't have shit.

This is real shit. He's going, Come on.

Remember...? Remember, like, VD in the '60s?

I don't wanna fuck no funny, ugly bitch and shit. I'd have me in the bed going:

Then I gotta go to school and watch the other children eat real food.

and the character on the show ain't too bright.

And let me have some Junior Mints.

That's why the man kick your ass. And when I was a child,

They outside going, We got McDonald's hamburgers.

Little Eddie got a joke to tell. Go on, Eddie.

Who do you think you are?

Then you start talking to her:

and your mother ain't supposed to hear,

I can't go to San Francisco.

Especially if you got a business-smart woman...

What you gonna do, get a job at a boutique on the weekends and shit?

Josh Allen went up to Dak Prescott

turn the bread into pink dough.

with some woman with a big bone and a plate and a big, fucked-up Afro,

I get into bed...

Look at the ladies going, Stop clapping.

The chocolate cake that was on the counter?

Put the shit on layaway.

What the fuck you do that for?

All right, Rock-O! Rock-O!

You don't own me.

And white guys will go, Hey, I didn't know about your job.

I'll take half his shit!

You know something? You know what I should...? You know...?

She looked at her husband, he did like this:

What? A disco? With Deney Terrio?

Clocked that boy in his eye.

So I'm standing there with my lips hanging down,

And leave me in the kitchen with some bush bitch with an attitude.

Even people that didn't fight sued me.

He take your woman to his house

Women gonna do it classy. They don't fuck around like us.

lt was you! Yes, it was. That's why that man kick your ass tonight.

I bust that ass on Mike. I was looking for him, but my manager said:

and grabbed that boy and started going:

Hey Babe What's Going On? The Rent Mothafucka

It’s Soul’d Out ‘Carnival Foreplay’ this Saturday Please give me money for a ticket

Have a coke and a smile and shut the f#@k up!

They say, Where you get that big, welfare, green-pepper burger?

Y'all start putting up with all kinds of crazy shit.

what does it mean when you go to the bathroom

Just get me the egg and shut your mouth.

because that's all I had done at 1 5.

Don't tell me 'nothing'. You had to do something.

I've had too many relationships that didn't work out. You're special to me.

And my ego said, What was that?!

And that’s one little pebble shit come out

he don't like you no more. But he still wants to fuck you.

He has a different look on his face.

And her legs are like: Her titties are like:

How come you can't respect me? How come?

I know you, Eddie!

Good luck tonight guys!

Y'all got a lot to talk about. Go on, Eddie. Please, talk to her. Uhmfufu...

No, I didn't actually fight, but I was there watching.

That was my act. My mother sit there shocked.