Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Right this way, ma'am. Thank you.

I am surrounded by prions

You know what i'm gonna do with this?

He's dead either way... if he stays out there or if he comes back.

Come back here with a signed court order, what kind of operation is this?

Oh, no. I-I'm fine. I have plenty.

Dr. Pendanski: what about you, jose? What do you like?

Today's the day. I can feel it.

What's up, stupid?

* sweat in the sun like we're digging a grave *

Then you get the whole day off.

You know, my great-Grandpa almost died out here.

# of fucks given

We got the only water for 100 miles --

No, thank you, mr. Walker.

Thank you, guys.

* dig it, oh-Oh-Oh, dig it

Sploosh. I just spray a little on each foot every morning...

Thank you, ma'am.

I -- I feel really awkward

Welcome to camp green lake.

* all the way, lord

Three. Oh, my god, honey, you've still got it.

Armpit, put it down! Put it down!

It's my fought you were sent to camp green lake.

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.Yes, sir.

When your liberal classmates ask you how many genders there are after M/F

What's it worth, honey?

* show me the way

Give me a kiss.

Hey, how about i give you my cookie

So it will grow.

No-Good, Pig-Stealing, Uncle Stanley

Punishment...reward.

Tell her I want to eat McDonald's Okay

But she would try so hard to make a better life for us.

We're gonna dig this dirt twice.

Wait a minute...

I just have this weird feeling...

What body? Man, zero's buzzard food.

[ Glass breaking ]

* dig it, oh-Oh-Oh, dig it

You watch it, man.

Hector, wake up!

Come on, caveman. Come on.

Number of Valentines Days I’ve spent in a relationship

"Than to love and be loved by me.

We don't want to miss nothing. * if you were wondering why i don't look at you *

You're a dead man!

Second hole is harder

Ain't the worst thing that can happen to you.

Myra Menke, U Make My Nature Rise!!!!!!

My name's hector, hector zeroni.

Who's the neanderthal?

oh for Pete's sakes that can't be samantha already who eles do you think it is Greta

I'll give you a tough-Guy -- [ Engine turns over ]

I'm depending on you.

Pendanski wasn't no doctor neither.

I liked you better when you sucked

How many playoff wins does Carson Wentz have?

Being bit by a rattler

* don't believe a word they say about me *

* i don't take showers and i don't brush my teeth *

It was a 5-Pound sack,

I-I'm teaching him how to read.

W-- I might have, uh, uh, drinken some.

Oh, yeah, just like you didn't know

Pa...what do you smell?

[ Hip-Hop music plays ]

Too bad he didn't know --

* well, the sun is shinin', but it don't feel good *

How many starting Kickers does AA Sho’nuff Shockers have on there team

Oh, (using censored bad word). Oh, (using censored bad word).

* leader, he's a mighty good leader *

No water, no food, for 16 days.

And i would not lose one bit of sleep over it.

5-Foot deep, 5-Foot in diameter.

Get your sweet, sweet onions, folks.

But that's all over now, thanks to sploosh.

What's up, man?

That's an "r." Okay? Okay.

Chances Rene can hang out on New Years

* get a hump in my back, sometimes *

I would like that

But by the time i'm finished with you,

* what is that you're smelling? Dawg, that's me *

This where you found it?

Stanley iv: so, hector was able to hire

Mr. Sir: i just don't get it.

Man, if he's not back by morning, he's dead.

You're letting the cold out.

I thought i got sent there

Wake up, hector, huh?

The amount of motivation I have

That's enough! That's enough!

Stanley iv: somebody help me!

No, jose. What you did was criminal.

Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!

[ Indistinct conversations ]

Camp green lake was closed

So, uh... why don't you, uh,

They wanted 1,000 bucks for just one puppy.

He was in my math class.

I can fix that. Sam, are you gonna try to tell me now

Learn how to take a joke.

* the old man's been stealing

That's too damn bad!

Try to chill out. Try to chill out.

See this, caveman?

* took a lot of turns

Yeah, i'll take some of those. Whoo!

Glad to have you back, x-Ray.

* he cries to the moon, "if only, if only" *

If zero digs your hole for you,

Well, get in there, and pull it out.

Just keep that punk away from me!

Yeah, it must belong to him.

He was never here.

You think i did this to my own truck?

We don't want to miss anything. * while you were high high high *

You are to report it to me or pendanski.

Come on, hector.

[ Gun cocks ] don't move.

See that mountain right there?

I told you i was on the brink...

What does that look like to you?

I can do anything, but i'm telling you,

Yeah, but neither did you.

I wouldn't tell the queen bee that.

Would have buried her treasure this deep.

How many points did the Giants score in the first half?

* dig it, oh-Oh-Oh, dig it

Do you think that's funny?

[ Breathes heavily ]

No. No, it's not a shotgun shell.

Or do you just think i'm stupid?

Morris menke is a schmuck.

Uh, uh, ziggy was beating up the caveman, right?

Mr. Sir: gentlemen, there's only one law around here

That moment when you realize You definitely have COVID

Excuse me? [ Cheering ]

Hey, man, i'm sick and tired of you cutting in line.

* to all my homies working on the 9 to 5 *