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My 15th birthday, you were at the compound.
I thought Krieger was a German name.
Uh, with high self-esteem?
Oh, Krieger.
- Uh, no, not a trace. - What...?
Regis is the best.
[ARCHER SPEAKING IN PORTUGUESE]
Well, what the...? Krieger.
You know what, I'm gonna start doing that, Ruth.
- Wait, son. Now, just wait a second. - Another key difference is the pin.
What? That's like comparing apples to Nazi oranges.
I'm just a sick old man in a wheelchair.
- Do I look like I need bald guy cream? - No...
Walk into NASA sometime and yell, "Heil Hitler." Whoop. They All Jump Straight Up.
[WHIMPERING]
Huh. Thought there'd be an overlap with the Portuguese.
You don't believe me? Walk into NASA sometime and yell, "Heil Hitler."
- I am sorry, though. I know that hurts. - Argh!
LANA: Because I don't want it in my car.
Well, for starters, you can apologize to my friend...
As a potential role model, I advocate it.
You obviously haven't seen my movie, uh, Terms of Enrampagement.
- I'd swear to God we already have. - Well, that's too bad, Mother.
[SPEAKING IN PORTUGUESE]
- Dallas? - Aha.
Portuguese? But isn't...?
And so, if the reagent turns blue...
Bound and gagged as a present for me. Put her in the closet so we can
LANA: Okay, so day two of the chemo-fueled rampage...
Yeah, I don't know why I do that.
- You might've missed your shot at Delaney. - Well, then now this is happening.
Damn it, that is classic him.
They look exactly nothing alike.
Lockdown hair
"Mm" no, this isn't cyclophosphamate.