Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Holy shitball snacks.
[GUNSHOTS AND MEN GRUNTING]
I'm sorry, was that racist? I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at Archer.
Oh, you just missed him.
Because I want to run a few tests.
- Oh, Christ! LANA: Ugh.
Hey, you two can't smoke in here.
I'm gonna assume you know the difference...
MALORY [OVER INTERCOM]: Nothing's an accident.
Wh...? Ugh.
KRIEGER: So there's your breast-cancer tumor, and the portacath...
Wait, what are you doing?
...through which you take cyclophosphamate intravenously.
[English - US - SDH]
And everybody else shut up and watch Terms of Enrampagement.
...did you know that men can also benefit from doing Kegel exercises?
- What? - Sugar?
...that mother of yours found a whole new way to use them.
My God, how is there not one picture of us together?
Because between the cancer and the chemo...
Ruth. And don't you worry, dear.
- Plus they're gagged. - Still.
- Ha-ha-ha. - What?
[GUNSHOT AND TOMMY SCREAMING]
Okay, you lost me.
This is good, right here.
Oh, my God, it was you.
[SPEAKS IN PORTUGUESE]
Now, where's your cancer-patient-killing boss?
How come you know Portuguese?
Which put him on the moon.
KRIEGER: Fine.
- What? LANA: What?
I thought it was a smoke grenade.
Case in point, huh?