Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hi. Hello, Ben.

Yeah. Hey, man. How's it going? Hi.

Highway to the Kiba Zone

Wow. You had 47 drinks last night?

Relax, Jerry. We don't know that.

I mean, I left at 11:15, and you were still raging pretty hard.

Oh, my God. You were so cute. Well, thank you.

The worst part was my parents grounded me.

and they all put drinks on my tab.

You're Watching Parks And Recreation On Comedy Central

No one's going to elect you to do anything

Leslie, Leslie. Welcome, welcome, welcome.

Do you want a Rémy Martin?

There's a choking hazard.

I know you all have your budget presentations ready,

who will live 150 years has already been born.

Go do that in your office.

Give me a twirl. No.

Whoomp there it is

Where were you earlier when I called?

And I was worked up, because obviously,

But we've hired better security.

I'm also a genius,

Well, you have to be able to make decisions like this, Leslie.

It's going to be fun.

Just kidding. I know.

I loved Andy. Loved him. Loved Andy.

Okay, let's get you in the cab. Come on.

and you're trying to fire all my friends.

I believe I am that human being.

Here's the thing, though, about 18 year-olds. They're idiots.

but there's a change of plans.

Were there times that you were like,

9:00 p.m. at the world-famous Snakehole Lounge,

Look, I kind of feel like we got off on the wrong foot.

with every available hottie I know.