Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That would have been way better.
Whatever. I can rewrite the lyrics.
Just calm down.
I can hear you. I can hear you. Come on.
Half my age plus seven. Oh, okay.
Kind of sounded like a chimp there at the end.
That would have been a little out of control. But awesome.
Yeah. How did you know?
if you don't show that you're a responsible grown-up.
Wow. You're not messing around.
I know. Me, too.
But I don't think you know anything about my department.
Come on, guys.
Sorry to bother you.
What can you tell me about Jerry Gergich?
But you have to help me.
I will have between one and four new girlfriends.
than a tour of the Parks and Recreation Department
What?
Have you ever been part of a government body before?
I'm sorry. I just started hearing really loud circus music in my head.
Can I go out with someone younger than that?
Yeah, you're right. I'm not going to fight them.
When I was 18, I ran for mayor of my small town.
Good God, woman. No.
You may hold my fate in your hands like a small bird,
"If I don't see Ann in, like, 10 seconds, I'm going to die"?
That’s bullshit.
Chris Traeger. This is Ben.
What’s a not gay way to ask him to go sailing with me?
Turns out it was the wrong house.
Yeah, maybe. Yep.