Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That Ralph Macchio guy is a total douche.

Excuse me, did I give you a bottle cap?

You know what's thirsty? What?

So this week, probably?

so I can show people I'm responsible.

And you seem like you could use a beer. Let's get a beer.

Chug that, bitch!

Classic game. Plant the seed. Harvest, like, a half hour later.

What was that song you played at the swearing-in ceremony?

Yeah, super cute.

I've called you a cab.

And some other girl is going to reap the rewards of my hard work?

Everything okay? Hmm?

Yeah, I wouldn't miss it for the world. Are you kidding me?

Here's the thing. What if she's slightly younger?

Don't look at me.

Call me a romantic, but I believe by the end of the night,

You don't remember anything that happened last night, do you?

Okay, I'll take one.

Let me see you. No.

And now, I'm balancing budgets

You know, he asked me out so many times. I guess he wore me down.

That's what it was. Yeah.

and got impeached.

April's party? April's party?

Do you have a second?

So it's not Jerry.

I wrote you a song. Score.

I shall now reveal to you my master plan.

They're such gentle, magnificent creatures, you know?

Who the did I give a bottle cap to?