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It all started when Jessica slapped me with a divorce.
You never responded to my offer.
You know, Ray, if you think that I was only interested in you...
All right.
I mean, if it was just me, l... Shit, I wouldn't bother.
So here I am. I'm just... I'm stopping by.
Good idea, Ed.
Did I ask your opinion?
What the hell's going on around here?
She wasn't always like this.
Big penis.
If this were English class, we could discuss rhythm and meter...
Hey, Ray, you might wanna have that mole removed, you know?
They taught me to take responsibility and get the job done. No excuses.
Who's that?
He's loaded. Is that it?
- When is now? - The poet.
Okay, I got some flaws, but you've got no job, you got no kids.
Certainly do.
- Now let's open our books. - Shit, what's her name again?
Close the language-door... That's the mouth.
I don't even know why, I'm just saying it's a lot.
...and I got to thinking, maybe that's my thing.
Dad?
Oh, no, no, Dad. It's fine. Ronnie already gave me everything I needed.
What a crock.