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- Dressed To Get Screwed Party's tomorrow. - I know. I don't wanna leave you here alone.
♫ Oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh
Not to people like him.
It was cancelled.
- No. - What's your name?
I didn't know where I was going. Someplace unoccupied, I hoped.
The good dinosaur
♫ I can't live
No one'll ever know anyone.
- Do we have ourselves a deal? - Sure.
What?
Oh, shit!
So you know the movie?
Or I could take her back to my room, hope the Frog's gone, get stoned and fuck her.
♫ Before you make a fool out of love
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♫ That's the time ♫ That's the time
Welcome to Buford T Pusser County.
Hold it!
- Ow! - Bateman. Bateman, what's up, man?
- What? - Dick! You heard me. Dick.
Maybe 20% over market value.
- I'm gonna wait in the car. - Rupert's cool.
Looks like it's gonna be a cold one.
She's a fag hag, right? It's cool because they're fun and they like to dance!
♫ I love the best
"Gay Song Definitely."
- Sorry, I thought you were gay. - Fuck you! I'm no fag!
I'll get you your fuck... Just don't fuck my karma, dude! Don't fuck it up!
It's a combination of your senses.
I was born in a Holiday Inn.
- What? - Victor's back from Europe.
♫ To do do doo...
[PUBLIC IMAGE LIMITED] ♫ I could be wrong
♫ Without thinking
It's the Dressed To Get Screwed Party, for Christ's sake! What the fuck am I doing?
[THICKE] ♫ Baby girl, where you at? Got no strings, got men attached
all the time thinking that, while he might not be Victor, he was cute enough.
It's Saturday.
[THE CURE] ♫ This is stranger than I thought Six different ways inside my heart
As my mouth allows thoughts to drop out of my brain and roll off my tongue like gumballs,
- [WOMAN ON RADIO] Results are evident. - [MAN] Order your bottle of Longitude now.
- He's not throwing up. - What do you call that "krrrr" sound?!
[PHONE RINGS]
♫ Qu'a Caouette?
♫ I could be wrong, I could be right I could be black, l could be white... ♫
I didn't realise it came in banana.
♫ Before this river becomes an ocean
Would you give me a ride to the bus station tomorrow?
And I didn't have a joint either and, if I did, it would have been Lorna Slavin's joint.
All right. We take your car and I drive.
So...shall we?
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Fuck you! Just get outta my fucking car! Get outta my fucking car, you piece of shit!
- You will if you want me out of the room! - OK.
If you wait for Victor, you'll never lose your virginity.
perceives it...perceives it differently.
I would like another Vodka...Collins. Eve, would you like anything?
[SEAN] I started driving faster as I left the college behind.
She chugs my cock, which is good. Went shopping. I think she gave me mono.
Come on, come on. I know you want to.
there's no point.
Do you want to...uh... walk me back to my room?
I was so drunk that I ended up losing my virginity.
Hi, Sean.
- I'm sure you've seen this Russian movie... - Yeah, yeah.
Just...stop bugging me, just stop asking me. Stop kicking my fucking bed.
Cruised up the coast, but had no more acid.
♫ Oh, yeah
If there's grass on the field... Play ball.
♫ Mellow is the feeling that I get