Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♫ Stop! Stand there where you are before you go too far... ♫
- He's throwing up! - Open the fucking window!
- OK, so are you out on the prowl again? - Yeah, that book's just not...not doing it.
You're gonna be OK.
♫ I can't give
♫ I could be wrong
I played it quietly and sang the lyrics slowly and softly.
Leave the table!
- You're not ever gonna know me. - What the hell does that mean?
Lauren. Wait.
♫ I could be wrong, I could be right
He's got his name in the papers on the back side. It's toe tag time in Teenville tonight.
Purple ones. Love letters.
♫ It's that American voice again
oops, RUSTY PIPES!
What's wrong? I told you I came.
- How much do you want? - Three grams.
♫ And I know all the games you play Because I play them too...
Euro Pass to Venice, where I met a hot girl who speaks better English than I do.
Then...Dick...how is school?
- ..is going to be blue. - Mmm!
- Ohh, God! - I'm still hard so I keep on going.
..he's got it.
- Deal with it. I'm borrowing these. - Wait.
300 up front.
and you ask every girl that walks by if she'll fuck you, one in 20 will say yes.
- Hey, wait, Lauren. - Oh, my God!
Go to sleep.
What kind of mark-up you think you can get?
"I want to moan and writhe with you.
[VICTOR] With European girls, it's just a numbers game.
- How are you, Paul? - Fine.
[GIRL GASPS]
I should never have done this.
♫ But I guess that's just the way the story goes
Ended up in Rome. Just like LA, but with ruins.
I meet a girl who lets me jack off on her as long as no come gets on her coat.
[TALKS BACKWARDS]
How do you like that?
♫ May the road rise with you May the road rise with you...
Yet when he fingered her, he felt nothing. She wasn't getting wet, though she moaned.
I wake well rested and masturbate in the shower.
You serious? You don't think...? No!
♫ You're going to make a stand, make a stand
- Do you take American Express? - That's not funny!
How have you been...Mr Denton?
[SEAN CHUCKLES]
'cause... [SNIFFS]
- I doubt it. - Why?
♫ If living is without you
Fuck! Fuck!
It's great seeing you, really.
I should've given myself to Victor last term when I had the chance.
Wow. Sean, it's over.
- I'm not getting any pulse. - Is this a joke?
are gonna take off to all your rich-ass lives, leaving me holding my motherfucking dick!
- I don't know yet. What's yours? - I don't even know.
I wanna see you do her like Ron Jeremy would.
And fuck you all very much!