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"The seeds of love have taken hold and, if we won't burn together, I'll burn alone."
- Teenville? - You should've just said no, Harry.
Um...call Security. Trust me, they'll be there within an hour.
♫ Without thinking
Please, would you just get him up?! His name's Harry. Please help him!
and realising that this person behind me wasn't the NYU student, but somebody else.
- Yeah, it is. - Should I know you?
You don't have a pulse. I think you're dead. Let me run a few tests...
♫ And the thought of loving you is getting so exciting
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[SEAN] You are one dirty bitch!
You used to go out with Paul Denton.
- Really? - The Lord is my witness, yes.
[CHORUS FROM "AIDA"]
[SHE SIGHS]
Whatever. Look, I gotta meet my adviser.
She's groaning now. Humping up, down, up.
Drove a Ferrari, made out with a Dutch model.
- Get out! - Yahhhhhhhhhh!
Get the fuck out before you ruin my movie!
I played her a song that I'd written myself, then segued into one by Counting Crows.
- Thank God you're still dealing. - Where's Lauren?
Saturdays suck ass. I don't have to put up with this shit. I'm dropping this fucking class.
I thought there were things about her I'd never forget,
- He's a freshman. Freshmen don't OD. - Fuck you, Paul!
- Lauren... - Leave!
A book of venereal diseases.
You want some blow, motherfucker? You bring me my motherfucking cash!
♫ This time they're much too slow
That's great.
♫ When we rise
- Marc, what about the fucking cash?! - What class...man?
and you will be unable to operate your weapon!
So fuck you!
Monster!!!!! Wolf fox hyena cheetah black panther crocodile gharial cobra kistune and gastornis are going to the monster tower
I've just come to expect it.
♫ We'll be together again
which I didn't.
♫ Oh, I swear there's something when she's pumping
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You don't know until you do know and you have to go there to know.
Too much tension, but they offer to drive me to Rome.
I want change. Bring Daddy back change.
♫ Stop! Stand there where you are before you go too far
Stop leaving the gun lying around on the table.
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Bought some coke, met some blonde that reminds me of Lara, gave her 1 00 guilders.
- Go with him, bitch. - Fucker. Ow!
Mitchell...you're a pussy.
but who was either an NYU film student there for The End Of The World, or a townie.
Peter. Peter the freshman.
Sometimes...a minute...
- Gross! - Much better!
- Bitchin' ride! You pick the colour? - Yeah. Don't crash it.
Dry heaves. There's a lot of air in his stomach.
He wouldn't have cared if I had one or not.
- Peter. - Really?
[LAUGHS TO HIMSELF]
Bulimic passes for healthy except your teeth rot, but my teeth aren't, so...
- Oh, oh! - Oh, yeah, you're turning me on [!]
- Can't we talk? - No!
"Tonight's the night, tonight's the night, tonight's the night, tonight's the night..."
Get this straight, fuckhead! I need you like I need a motherfucking asshole on my elbow!