Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"Play The Guitar."

I'm gonna come on those tits!

Tonight's the night, tonight's the night, tonight's the night, tonight's the night..."

Just the man we're looking to see tonight. Come in out of the cold, man.

No! You leave the pain and suffering!

Fucking asshole!

Enough fantasising. Victor is 3,000 miles away. Use the book.

It's Dick! And, yes, it's me.

For a hummer, sure.

You college boys look nice and sweet and sexy!

[ERASURE] ♫ We'll be together again

He thinks it's the Dressed To Get Screwed Party. I'll give him to you.

- You'll buy? - Totally buy.

Get the fuck outta here, homo!

чебоксары

- Paul? - Yeah. Remember me?

I pretend to be a vampire. I don't really need to pretend because it's who I am.

Yeah. I bought pot from you last year. It was good. A little seedy, though.

Almost became roadkill crossing the street.

Luck has nothing to do with it. Everything is preordained. Manifest destiny.

- Oh, hey, wait a minute, wait. - I-I'm gonna wait in the car.

Met the world's biggest DJ, Paul Oakenfold, wrote my mom a postcard I never sent.

Hmm...I'm hungry.

I just had a feeling there'd be some obstacle to prevent my evening with Sean happening.

Something amazing's gonna happen.

♫ That's the time ♫ That's the time

♫ I could be right

Like everything is moving by so quickly that time just seems to stop.

- We gotta put the keg somewhere. - Not there, it's fucking my shot.

Why am I trying to convince you? Let's do it.

..wanna know you, I just wanna who you are.

♫ You are the one, you're so in charge now

[HARRY NILSSON] ♫ No, I can't forget this evening

- She's been looking at the book. - What book?

You can't just wait for destiny. Make it happen.

- Do you want a turn-on? - No, thanks.

- Implants. - I like the feel of fake tits.

I was wondering what was going on. Who's Patrick?

Sprechen Sie Deutsch?

I'm not your enemy, Rupert, I don't have a weapon.

Of course. Hello, Mrs Jared.

♫ And I'm not leaving till you're leaving

♫ You always smile, but in your eyes your sorrow shows

My family's strapped for cash. I might have to drop out.

♫ I can't give any more

You really should get that checked out. Prozac might help.

Wait, what did you warn me about?

I'm on financial aid! I'm from a fucking farm in Nebraska!

- Just...carrying on conversations. - I wish you wouldn't tell me shit like that.