Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And it certainly can't hurt your GPA.

judgement neigh horns

She's a virgin.

♫ ..and then I begin... ♫

That's how much I need you!

♫ I know not everybody Has got a body like you

I had actually lost my virginity to a townie.

♫ Your time has come, your second skin The cost so high, the gain so low...

- What? - Do you speak German?

- How about tomorrow night? I'll buy. - I don't know.

- I leave you for five minutes and you're drinking! - I'm drunk!

- Tonight's the night? - Yep, I'm going all the way.

- Oh, God! - OK, you're gonna make it!

I don't give a fuck if we do this deal or not,

- What the hell are you doing? - Getting fucked up.

A boy who'd been around and couldn't remember if he was Catholic or not.

♫ You are the one, you make it happen

Who teaches that? Fucking...

I'm gonna ask you one more time, Richard. Kindly remove your sunglasses.

- I feel it now, too. - The truth is I feel nothing.

[SNIFFS LOUDLY]

Inevitable conclusion.

Paul...you remember Mrs Jared.

♫ I've been connected to the right line

Confused, he started to fuck her.

He was semi-stiff and losing his erection. Something was wrong, was missing.

[PAUL] I watched him with growing intensity as he refilled the pipe in the smoky room.

I CAN FEEL MY DICK

Not that badly, not as bad as I'd been taught to expect, but not exactly pleasant either.

I heard another voice in the room.

I had to work all summer just to pay for this term.

You wanna fuck with me? I'll show you fucking!

- Do you have any E? - It makes your spinal fluid run backwards.

- Quesadilla. Mexican food. El Sombrero. - El Sombrero closed a long time ago.

I always knew it was gonna be like this.

- Sure. - Hey, you want it, you got it.

Bought some speed, smoked a lot of hash that had too much tobacco in it.

♫ Because you walk pretty, because you talk pretty, 'cause you make me sick

Show me your eyes.

♫ You are the one, you're so in charge now

Took the Glacier Express, which was beautiful.

- How can you go out this early? - I got a class.

♫ When we rise

Who will it be?

I could see that his gaze was drifting toward Kristin Notneff.

No, man, it fresher than the morning snow! What wrong with him?

She had issues. I moved on to this chick named Candice. She's great.

I think I fucked her at the beginning of term. The Wet Wednesday Party.

I've heard you're talented, Miss Hynde.

♫ Before you make a fool out of love

Play the guitar.

♫ Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake

♫ When I had you there, but then I let you go

♫ l can't give... ♫

I fly to Barcelona. Too many fat American students.

At Home House, I strip her clothes off and we fuck.

All I gotta do is apply pressure to rip your carpals free from your metacarpals

..to adjust the time to...

♫ I can't give any more

With the person who's leaving me notes.

- Marc... - Do not be a slave to time...

- Does she fuck like a racehorse? - Yeah! You know it, brother!

I come between her tits even though I'm wearing a rubber.

You sure about that? I definitely detected a certain fagginess to you.

I know, I know.

probably swallowing his DNA.

Rupert, I'm not like those rich assholes!

I work out. I meet some guy who says he knows me. He's a fag so I lose him.

I can feel my dick!

♫ Stop! Don't jump before you look, get hung up on a hook

- What else is there? - I have to meet someone.

Fuck you, Bateman.