Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- But, Sean, I don't... - I don't wanna be with you.
But I had the next best thing.
He can't remember the last time he had sex sober.
She smelled like sweet fruit. Her snatch was small. Pubic hair light and sparse.
Fucking... Fucking Victor?
♫ Without thinking
- Wanna go? - No.
..don't mind if I do.
[ALARM BEEPS]
Whoa! I think it's kicking in.
oh ace abby
- Come on, Myra. - See you both downstairs in 15 minutes.
♫ Of the time ♫ Of the time
You can stop time no more than you can will the oceans to overwhelm the world
She's sweet...she's pure...she's innocent.
♫ That's the time ♫ That's the time
What the fuck...!
Uh...I...
- Hey, Sean. Sorry I'm late. - What?
- Ciggie. - Oh, don't smoke!
Well, fuck yo-o-o-o-o-u!
- Bust my arm up, motherfucker! - You hear what Guest said?!
- Quesadilla? - What?
- Are you? - Deal with it.
Unless he's got a crack pipe, I gotta assume he's "21 Jump Street".
You're so sad.
[LARA GASPS]
♫ I can't live
Marc...you owe me 500 bucks.
- I have to go into the city tomorrow night. - Rock 'n' roll.
[GERMAN RAP SONG CONTINUES]
Hey...wait a minute! What...
♫ Before you throw my heart back on the floor
she got really drunk and went wandering through Windham House
So why don't you get me another beer?
- You a cop, Mitch? - No.
I cruise the Red Light District, visit a sex show, smoke a lot of hash.
I actually had my eye on someone else that night. Victor.
♫ And you don't come from this town
- If anyone's going to leave, it's Richard. - [SHOUTS] It's Dick!
Sort of. The best would be Victor, though.
Yeah...um...
♫ Or your face as you were leaving
Luck has nothing to do with anything.
That's why you get a little time, homes.
♫ We're gonna be, we're gonna be together again
Are You Sure? Oh, Positive.
- Bullshit! - My father's in the hospital, OK? I...
- Rock 'n' roll. - Tomorrow, then.
- I haven't seen Victor around. - What about Sean Bateman? Seen him?
It discourages her from hooking up with people like you.
♫ Six sides to every lie I say
Traffic is bad. The wife turns out to be a freak, the guy starts to wig out on me.
We stop in Florence, a bomb goes off and I lose the weird couple.
- Whatever. - Really.
- All right, leave the table now, Richard. - Why?!
♫ And every one I'll keep tonight Six different ways go deep inside
'cause they...they interfere with your ability to...
- Does it matter? - No.
Masturbate to internet porn.
I lost it to a guy I thought was a ceramics major,
Get outta my car!
- Well, take Mitchell with you, then. - What?!
♫ It makes them want to share your goal
Hey, guys. Is there some sort of problem, Paul and Mitchell?
Who that? Blouse and skirt! Sean, are you that man?
♫ All these intrusions just take us too long and I want you so bad
- Hi. - Brewski for youski?
[ROCK MUSIC]
- Still fucking that girl from Hawaii? Page? - No, I gave up on that shit.
OK.
There's an orgy tonight at Booth House.
- Typical. - Never seen you there before.
♫ If living is without you
I warned you!
Would you like a drink?
♫ But your hair is long and brown
Oh, my God, Harry tried to kill himself!