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Then buy your own, bitch! Get the fuck outta my crib and get me my money!
- We should take him to hospital. - Are you crazy?
I'll show you tense! You're into me for a fuckload of money!
Ahhhhhallover
but your girlfriend needs her nose candy or she won't fuck you.
Three months later, he had a gay affair, within a year he was a queen
- Mm-hm. I think I'm gonna change my major. - To what?
- I don't know. - Lauren, listen to your friend and room-mate.
[PHONE CONTINUES RINGING]
[MRS DENTON COUGHS]
♫ Qu'a Cao?
♫ In the morning
- With Patrick? - No.
♫ But I gotta think twice Before I give my heart away
I talk about God knows what, I let my eyes drift across the room.
I-I don't know what you're talking about! No, wait, this guy...
♫ When I see her
I was so excited, I couldn't stop shaking and I dropped the key.
♫ Get yourself together... ♫
- What you think, Guest? - I think you should sniff less cocaine.
♫ And now it's only fair that I should let you know
There won't be any more notes. It's last call.
♫ Moving through the doorway of a nation ♫
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Those are grown in shit.
Maybe getting fucked.
I gotta be out at seven!
Except it wasn't my room.
Yeah. Actually, Sean just ran off with Paul.
[GEORGE MlCHAEL] ♫ I guess it would be nice If I could touch your body
Only a little gay, with flecked blond hair, a great body, and amazing grey eyes.
I don't know what's going on! I came for some blow, man!
- You have pot? - In my room, yeah.
"Are you afraid to let me know how you feel?
- No? - Uh-uh.
♫ The things you do are totally planned
- [BOTH] Help! Help! - We need some help! This guy's OD'ing!
- Hello? - Bertrand?
- No, of course not. - What ARE you doing?
♫ When we rise
[GUEST CHUCKLES]
♫ What you should know
♫ Freedom is a word I rarely use
Right here! An asshole!
- Well... - Get her another one. Please.
and undressed me quietly and expertly.
♫ Yes, it sho-ows
♫ May the road rise with you May the road rise with you
- Yeah? - What about you, Paul? What are you doing?
♫ Oooh, oooh, ooooh
[RAP MUSIC: "SEI DEIN EIGENER HELD" BY JENS "DER WOLF" ALBERT]
"Have you guessed who I am? Sometimes I think you have.
Oral sex workshop.
You know I'm just fuckin' with you, baby, right?
I think, why not?
- What the fuck are you talking about? - I'm here.
What did he do? Try and OD on Sudafed and wine coolers?
who owes me a fucking shitload of motherfucking cash!
[BEEPS CONTINUE]
[KNOCK]
[POP TUNE] ♫ La la la la la la la-la la la la, la la la la-la la la...
I want it by Sunday.
♫ I feel I'm on top again, baby
I actually had to wash pigs all summer.
I went to the Vatican, stood for two hours to get into the Sistine Chapel, which looks fake.
Maybe it was the Ecstasy that she was on. Maybe she thought she really loved me.
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
Lauren, don't walk... Hey!
- Sean, who's your friend? - This is Mitch.
♫ I can't live
She slowly followed me back to my dorm room,
How long have you been here? Why haven't you called?
are you t y l e r ahh
Question: Is Hanazuki Full Of Treasures Is A Ripoff Of Wreck It Ralph? Question: No. Because Hanazuki Full Of Treasures Is Not a Spinoff Of Wreck It Ralph
[POOL BALLS CLACK]
What's going on?
..like a minute.
Are you crazy?!
Get this straight fuckhead! I need Trevor Simian like… I need a motherfuckin asshole on my elbow!
Then split for Paris by train. I climb the Eiffel Tower for only 7 francs.
Oh! Oh! I...I can feel my dick!
♫ I don't know how to speak to you, I don't know how... ♫