Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♫ Don't know what colour your eyes are, baby
She's living on $5 a day.
Took a charter flight to London. Took a cab to the city centre. Hostels are pretty ugly.
♫ Oh, yeah
So this guy from NYU, who wasn't even a good Victor facsimile,
I steal some stout at the Guinness factory.
- Give Rupert his money. - What the fuck are you talking about?!
Sorry, there's nothing more I can do here. - You have to do something!
My room-mate's at her boyfriend's tonight.
♫ I love the best...
[BOY RETCHES]
♫ And I can't share this with you
- What you got for me? You got something. - I have this.
It's over.
I have good news.
$300? You owe me $3,000, asshole! Where's my fucking money?
- Yes...uh... Well, I mean no, no. - Oh, go ahead.
a porcupine monster running to the pipe
[SEAN] I wonder if Lauren goes wild during sex.
Figure it out. Deal with it.
I must have passed out around then.
[GIRLS SOBBING]
Did you, now? Where's my money, goddammit, Bateman?
I won't go to bed with a girl who doesn't. If I can't make a girl come, why bother?
Zhing! Like it just fucking fucks you right up the... It's like...zhing!
Went to a Ford Model party, hooked up with a Romanian model.
No, I didn't put notes into anybody's box.
- Bulimic skinny or anorexic skinny? - What's the difference?
♫ In the morning
♫ Well, I need someone to hold me But I'll wait for something more
♫ Before you make a fool out of love
♫ You know you're in control, in control
Um...um...
He fingered what looked like moss and it struck me
I just assumed since you spent the summer in Berlin, I thought...
[POP TUNE] ♫ ..you'll find that you've been sent to hell! La la la la-la la la la la-la la... ♫
[PLAYS TUNELESSLY]
♫ Or your face as you were leaving
She has dick-sucking lips, so I consider the options.
♫ I'm alive
I can't believe the shit that spills outta my mouth.
- None of your business. What do you want? - Were you asleep?
That night I dream about a beautiful girl half in water, stretching her lean body.
She looked back with confidence
- Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! - Let me in! I have the keys! Let me in!
..perceives it...perceives it differently.
I search for this night's prey.
♫ All these illusions just take us too long
Yeah. You've got bad timing.
- You're looking at a malpractice suit! - Harry is dead.
- He's not dead. - He hasn't got a pulse or a heartbeat.
[RHYTHMIC MUSIC]
"Sometimes, when you're scanning a crowd, your sultry eyes stop on me.
- I don't fucking trust you. - Tough shit.
It's where Richard Grieco and Johnny Depp got their start, man!
- I had a class with her, but I failed it. - Really?
Yeah, you smell really good, but I...
♫ I'm so alive ♫
Get this straight fuckhead! I need opinions like I need an asshole on my elbow
Whatever I don’t care. I don’t major in monkey bread.
- Ugh! - Is your deterrent to the party working?
♫ I can't give any more
- Come on, Harry! - Grab his arm!
I swap shirts with a Cambridge chick. Hers was an Agnès B, mine a Chanel.
- A much better percentage than the pill. - It doesn't work that way, Lara.
♫ You're going to make a stand, make a stand
I thought you were putting notes in his box.
- Really? I thought you were older. - No, I'm a freshman.