Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I ditch her and hook up with a couple who want a threesome.
♫ When I've been loved
- No, it's not! - Yeah, it is. I'm in love with somebody else.
♫ When I think of all my sorrow
He would've taken me gently in his big, strong drama major arms
- Until you get knocked up. - OK, we'll do the math.
Oh, my God! I brought Paul!
Oh, Harry, sweetie! He's gonna get his death of cold!
So when she showed up...
I have some pot in my room if you wanna get stoned.
[MOANS OF PLEASURE]
Back the fuck off!
Gang Bang 101 , Freebase tutorial, and Oral Sex Workshop.
Sean, Sean, Sean, welcome, bubba.
I do believe we have ourselves a deal.
♫ M'sieur Hannibal m'mine le moral ♫
- You're wasting time and wasting money. - She's got a boyfriend?
♫ I could be wrong, I could be right I could be black, I could be white
I no longer know who I am. I feel like the ghost of a total stranger
Get this straight fuckhead! I need Trevor Simian… Like I need an asshole on my elbow!
or cause the moon to drop.
Maybe we should be inducing vomiting. Should I pull the car over?
I drop some acid and get lost in the subway.
- Mitch. - Hi.
♫ We're gonna be, we're gonna be together again
No, I... You two know each other?
♫ Well, I need someone to hold me But I'll wait for something more
[GIRL] This is my last letter because I'll never have you.
- Sean Bateman. - He's a drug dealer.
[RADlO JINGLE] ♫ WTNE for music! ♫
- Yeah, me too. - Really?
♫ Got to have faith
[MOANS OF PLEASURE]
This weekend? I have a lot of school work. How about next weekend?
You're not allowed to smoke here, I don't think.
I only did it with her because I'm in love with you.
♫ Oh, yeah
♫ When I see her
- He found out he was adopted. - Stop. I need some cigarettes.
It's a story that might bore you, but you don't have to listen 'cause I knew it'd be like that.
..I don't know who you are.
I kept agreeing with his likes and dislikes,
really a Friday in December at Camden, years ago when I was a different person,
- Harry! - Harry.
- He made me zhing! - Zhing? What?
You do not know what a drag it is to see you right now!
♫ Before you make a fool out of love
I go back to London and hang out in Piccadilly Circus.
So what do you think?
"I want to kiss your mouth and say love you, love you, love you, while stripping.
- Later, guy. - Bye, Paul. Maybe next time.
- Maybe nobody's home. - Rupert doesn't leave home.
Blue.
Lauren...
♫ Stop! Stand there where you are before you go too far
You look familiar. Have we met?
Don't act crazy. Me and Mitch just came by to pick up a couple of grams.
- You don't have to. - I know, but I want to. I insist.
And I'm a married man.
[GIRL GASPS] Peter, Peter! Oh, Peter!
- Then I ended up back here. - I am so there when school is out!
♫ You always smile, but in your eyes your sorrow shows...
Fucking spit in my car!
She won't put out. You know that. She's got this little boyfriend she's saving herself for.
Meet a Dutch actress, we drink absinthe at a bar called Absinthe. Museums were cool.
Some girl rings me so I let her listen to the church bells.
Bought a lot of pastries, ate waffles.
- All right? - Uh-hm.
You probably did it to hurt me. It worked, you hurt me. There's nothing else I can do.
You know, it's all subjective.
- You might be afflicted with synaesthesia. - What?