Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

remembering the wrong actors, naming the wrong cinematographers, but I wanted him.
- Bertrand's not in. - This is Jean-Jacques. Hello?
♫ Stop! Don't jump before you look, get hung up on a hook
♫ Blue-eyed dressed for every situation
♫ I can't live
Face it...you are fucked up.
I really did try to kill myself...just before I faked it.
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♫ I love the best...
[PHONE RINGS]
I was sure I was mispronouncing the film-makers' names,
I warned you. Remember that.
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- You look kinda skinny, actually. - Skinny? Really?
♫ I can't live
- We have somebody OD'ing back here! - He's not OD'ing.
- Do you want some coke? - Sure.
Just stay the fuck aw... Hey.
Where the fuck was Lauren tonight? That Lara girl was kinda hot.
Good. Well, just don't wait up for me. OK?
Not to people like us.
♫ But she told me to carry her home...
- Surprised me. - [YAWNS]
Oh, Jesus Christ! Richard, is that you?
How are...y-you?
[RINGS BELL]
- Fuck you! - Jesus fucking Christ, don't get so tense!
♫ Before you make a fool out of love
Good. Time for you to get to work.
Yeah.
This is embarrassing. I'm sorry, I don't have the slightest idea who you are right now.
- I can see what that school has done. - Maybe Paul and I should go...
[ROCK MUSIC]
IT’S DICK!!
♫ Because you walk city, because you talk city, 'cause you make me sick... ♫
- Want one? - What are they?
IT’S DIXK
- Faggoty sitcom, faggoty sitcom... - Richard?
I-I'm really terribly sorry.
So you look bulimic skinny?
It sucks co-o-o-ck!
♫ Or ever separate us or say to us you've got to
Right.
Mitch, I'm kinda through partying tonight.
It means, Paul, you're not ever gonna know me.
You wanna take a shower with me... for old times' sake?
[DOGS BARKING]
What? Fuck?
- Typical! - ♫ WTNE!
- [BOTH] Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God! - [PAUL] Will you shut up!
It's like bad poetry. And then what?
I am warning you again! I don't know what your fucking problem is!
Since when does fucking somebody else mean I'm not faithful to you?! Lauren...
[ALARM BEEPS]
♫ In the morning
Define crazy.
[TV OFF]
- Hey. - Hey, Lauren. Um...this is...
- You can bet the boy is not a cop, man. - Obviously.
You will never ever know me.
My family had to sell the fucking cow to get me here!
I wonder if she comes easily...or at all.
Jesus, this is so typical.
Come here.
- Come on, let's go. - It might be fun!
♫ That's the time ♫ That's the time
- You don't have any fucking cash? - No.
♫ This, this is stranger than I ever thought ♫
..will last...like an hour, you know...
It's got some pretty nasty imagery. It helps keep her focused on her homework.
Then why the fuck are you writing me letters?
After waking up in recovery.
What the fuck's this, huh?
shezow for a day monster running to the pipe
- Why? - Where's my money, college boy?!
Wh-h-h-h-hy?
I could bang her and feel good about it. I'd rather have Lauren. I wonder why.
- You gotta take of him! - Move, move, move.
Hi, Mitch. What's up?
♫ Before you make a fool out of love
Leave the boy alone before him piss in panty!
No, your name is Richard.
I remember the weight on the bed shifting
♫ Stop! Stand there where you are before you go too far
Would you talk to him? He'll listen to you.
Why weren't you at my tutorial last Saturday?
♫ Qu'a Noé?
[SCREAMS] Asshole!
Listen...
♫ Asking for a raise
I barely make my plane back to the US. I feel like the ghost of a total stranger.
Yeah! Mmmm!
♫ They think I'm on my hands and head
Better that it's not Lauren. Note to self: never 'shroom again. Gets you in trouble.