Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I-I don't wanna go in. - Just come in. Let's get this over with.
- Hi. - Hey. You here for that class?
50% , you say? Hot damn, college boy, that's some good motherfucking math!
I insist you bring back the corpse for me to do some tests.
♫ Because I gotta have faith
Aren't you hitting on me?
No, it's about... It's about good times and cuddling up [!]
I go to Rem Forum, but it's gay night. I find the one hetero girl in the place.
♫ I love the best...
- Who? - Victor. It's none of your fucking business!
Oh, everything's fine now.
♫ I could be right, I could be wrong I could be white, I could be black
♫ It was never quite like this before Not one of you's the same
That I feed off other people's real emotions.
- Listen, were you putting notes in his box? - Whose box?
Or I could take her for coffee and ditch her with the bill.
♫ When we rise
- What can I do you boys for? - Came by for some stuff.
♫ La p'tite Ramel m'est infidèle
[PHONE RINGS]
Yeah...before.
I'm serious. I know these things and...
Have a good one!
Not very much. Uh, what's up with you?
Down
- Thank you, Paul. - Sure, Mom.
[MITCHELL SOBS HYSTERICALLY]
- Old enough to pee, old enough for me! - Yeah.
I shouldn't be leaving. He'll sleep with someone else.
You sneaky bitch!
Sean, you're sick.
[POP TUNE CONTINUES IN BACKGROUND]
♫ That's the time ♫ That's the time
[SEAN] I need to get some more pot. I'm running out.
♫ Afternoon delight... ♫
- Never mind. - Um...I'll make it up to you.
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- No, I've never had that. - You will someday.
[KIDS SHOUTING AND SCREAMING]
- I have your money! My brother wired it! - You got the money? It was that easy?!
You know, do it?
Excuse you.
Two by two overhead
- Are you just fucking with me? - Rock 'n' roll.
I'm not "21 Jump Street", whatever that is.
So I’ll click print, and we’ll print it out!
That's what I told people so they wouldn't laugh at me.
[MUSIC: "AIDA GRAND MARCH" BY VERDI]
We get stoned listening to Michael Jackson and next morning I wake up talking to myself.
♫ Oh, oh, baby, I reconsider
Irish girls are as small as leprechauns. One strips for me in the bathroom of a club.
There was this whole thing. I had to take a freshman to the hospital. Anyhow, I'm...
It was labelled a Tarantino film even though he was credited as an executive producer...
Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Mitch, don't be such a pussy!
Abstinence is 100% safe, which is less...
- I met a girl. - Did you score some hot poon?
♫ Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ignite
- I've seen this on "ER". Fix him! - Harry's gone to the big bye-bye.
Afterwards we talked about AIDS. I wake to the sound of a wino singing.
- Then why don't you tell us about school? - Mm. Tell us about school.