Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I can leave now, go back to my room.
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS BACKWARDS]
- The tutorial on the post-modern condition? - Yeah.
- Victor, shut up, it's me. - Oh...of course.
Who?
- How young is she? - Is she out of the car seat onto my meat?
- Paul Denton? - Uh-huh.
He instantly went hard. She was crying, but she let him pull her clothes off.
- Yeah, it does. - And what classes are you taking, Dick?
I try to fart and instead shit my pants. Back in my hotel room, I masturbate.
[DONOVAN] ♫ Yellow is the colour of my true love's hair
Deal with it, Sean, it's over. Rock 'n' roll.
I'm staying at Home House, the most beautiful hotel in the world.
I'm just getting ready to go to the party.
and telling people I couldn't get it up.
♫ Stop! Don't jump before you look, get hung up on a hook
too eager, too stunned to speak.
She's out of town. Do you have a thing for her?
♫ No, I can't forget tomorrow
Gotcha!
You notice there aren't any clocks in my room
Maybe I'll see you at the next Pre-Saturday Party Party...Sean Bateman.
Oh, my God, it was some townie!
I imagine the things in life that never were and all the things that could have been.
♫ Yellow is the colour of my true love's hair
♫ If living is without you
Really, it's...it's totally blank. I...I...
♫ Can't stop that feeling for long, no
He's, well, not well. He's been under a lot of stress with midterms starting.
Oh, sorry, what was I talking about?
- ♫ Ready! - ♫ For music! ♫
"Got you. You're mine now for the rest of the day, week, month, year, life.
When I came to, he was fucking me, but he didn't know I was a virgin and it hurt.
What do I think?
Ooh!
Security? Security? What do you need, a formal fucking invitation?!
You know, I find myself talking to you when you're not even around.
- Who's the lucky boy? - Not telling.
Before he came, it hit him.
- Would you fucking tell him?! - OK.
If the condom is 98% safe and he wears two, then you're 196% safe.
Rupert's in the kitchen.
Right.
A few tests on Harry and I'm sure I could prove he's dead.
- I'm not dead, am I? - Yes, you are! Shut up!
Wasn't me.
Is it ever gonna end?
[SOBS]
It sucks co-o-o-ck!
[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]
- Wait... - For what?! You owe me fucking money!
- Can I change the CD? - Shut up!
You like that? They taught it in the army.
- Well, then, what is it? - Dick.