Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Liz Lemon, I've done stand-up in every state in this country.

Hey, I just came in to see how my friend's doing.

You all unwindulaxing?

But before I could, they gave me peace.

I mean, look how poorly we're polling with African-Americans.

Maybe if I lived in Ohio I could make a difference.

I'm thinking 75 cents a shrimp over three hours.

are better off under his leadership.

Then why are there gay dolphins, people?

I earned my private school by always being polite to Grandfather.

I'll tell you so what.

Because you're sneaky and cynical.

You're maybe the most high-maintenance bitch in Hollywood!

- Hey! - Chill out, mamacita!

Well, as you know, with PACs like this,

Let me do some community organizing.

Oh, my God, does he really talk like that in the movie?

and I'll have to eat the ticket unless --

Wisconsin goes for Romney.

I don't need some Kenyan-born college professor

See? You people from New York don't know all the stuff

We've got 38 minutes of air-time,

will destroy this country.

That was Don Cheadle and Jazz, your heroes!

There were no 1020Gs down there, no neck pain.

My boyfriend and I aren't married,

in the name of healthcare.

Have I mentioned Marisol,

Now, let's change some black minds.