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'Cause who cares what you look like?

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Sweet grand-nephew, I've been warming

that's been dropped on the floor of a barbershop!

But I'm judging Spike TV's

or me talking about white butts.

- who ran out of money, - who ran out of money,

I worked there this summer, and they are not on board

Did your girlfriend even cancel or was that more Karl Rove trickery?

Hey, no can will, Pete.

will be chosen by...

I don't care if it's Obama talking about healthcare,

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Elizabeth Lemon.

but America's will hear my two cents!

'Cause from where I am standing, Mitt Romney is a --

Oh, what's the point, Garrett? You know what?

the Mexican sideline reporter I've been seeing?

Good. But I should warn you, though, this is a Republican fundraiser.

I guess that's why they call me Mitt.

See, this is why 50.1% of Americans hate Republicans.

J' And yes I mean both kinds of crabs J'

- ...bus passengers - ...bus passengers

They want their Honeys Boo Boo and their Sunday Night Feetball,

The Cubans in the south, very conservative.

I know what we should do.

I have tolerated your pathological lying for six years.

Whoa, Jenna, unwindulax.

No sweat. My mom is a prostitute.

You know, from Jenna's song Catchin' Crabs in Paradise.