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And I'm mad at your success, but I'm pretending it's something else!
Token silent lady...
They just want to sit on a beach and drink.
My Brother-Dad, which is Mormon for Dad,
It is a Tuesday, sir.
They make love to their husbands' blowholes.
All of whom love Obama.
'Cause I've always wanted to give you a haircut!
for appearing in an ad for Mitt Romney.
J' I caught crabs in paradise J'
Don't give up.
One week, they're laughing at me,
Hey...
Yeah.
Like pour more on me!
Because if it's a lady, it's too much hiking.
I want to make a difference. We've got to do something big.
And I was gonna visit MGM Studios.
Jack was right.
So, of course, you won't freak out
become the eleventh legitimate president of the United States.
If my money can't make a difference, I'm moving to Monaco.
Spoiler alert. Yes!
Sure. You're hypocrites.
But obviously he went back into his mouse hole so --
Huff Po superuser and gun control lunatic.
Last night, after the show...
Americans don't want to think.
Mitt Romney is a layup
No! No!