Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

There's no problem in the world

Tonight, TGS is about to get real.

Because I earned my trust fund by always being polite to Grandfather

I had to walk an extra block to get around your stupid Crabcatchers.

Will Cerie ever wear a piece of clothing for its intended use?

It's a combination of elderly shut-ins, beach bums,

Well, I also believe that one person can make a difference.

for us it's more about ideas than cash.

Carry three .75 times --

By the time I'm done, you'll be making money.

Will you sign my Caesarean scar --?

I got BET to let Mike Huckabee present

or I will drop a D in the green room.

Ew, web in my mouth!

It makes no earthly sense!

Maybe? Who's more? Who is she?

It's ten thousand dollars a plate,

Why do I even vote? New York's gonna go for Obama anyway.

May the best gender non-specific person win.

The bait I throw in the water to attract the big fish.