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who's more? who is she?
Mr. Spider!
at our fingertips -- American celebrity.
I caught crabs in paradise And yes I mean both kinds of crabs
But Central Florida is dominated by Jewish retirees, serial killers,
And you look like a condom
That's not what people want, Lemon, least of all from their televisions.
And they will do whatever I say.
Pete, come on!
I'm glad you feel that way.
Why do you have a tattoo of a seat belt?
Okay. Cut this crap out and get those sunburned d-bags out of the Plaza!
I'm Panama now.
We get some hot young actor --
The next president of the United States
Hey, new drinking game!
And it doesn't end there. Because my people are everywhere.
You virgins have no idea who you're messing with --
you were going to get your own planet when you die.
If birth control pills fixed boners,
and secretly gay Disney princes.
The only crowds I could never figure out were in northern Florida.
Huh.
has more money than he knows what to do with.
Baseball Mitt Romney and Barack, A Llama aren't saying anything!
you would get them free with your driver's license!
To be continued...
but it's okay to kill animals for food?
Those are tampons.
can make a difference in this country.
Florida. The penis of America.
I've got a pile of 1020Gs up here with no travel times on them!
and have a totally different story?