Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You were never considered a danger, captain.
from the Legation of Unity of the Planet Straleb.
[COMPUTER BEEPlNG]
Actually it brought the house down in Teaneck.
- l'm sorry, l didn't get your name. - Data.
Heh. Buh-bum. But thank you, really, thank you.
You will come with me to the Main Bridge.
Being able to make people laugh,
His anger is genuine.
Yes. Now please follow Commander Riker's instructions
Mr. Comic, l wish to know what is funny.
- Lasers? WORF: Yes, sir.
[CHEERS & APPLAUSE]
l can believe that. May l at least watch?
Captain, let me ask you again. What are Okona's crimes?
My purpose is not your concern.
- l'm an android. - Oh, l'm terribly sorry.
l think you'd find the tools we use rather unusual, sir.
- Perhaps the joke was not funny. - No. The joke was funny.
Marry me.
Extend hailing frequencies, all languages, all channels.
Life
Federation vessel, you have no rights in this solar system.
You all believe l stole the jewel.
Debin, hold this position. Viewer off.
lt's you, Data.
You know, Captain, your Counselor is right. He will fight.
lt is slowing and holding its position, captain.
Wesley, Data, let's go.
That is considered to be funny?
Was that funny?
[GROWLS]
[SPEAKlNG lNDlSTlNCTLY]
if you mean my "socializing" with the members of the crew.
Goodbye Data.
- The act or the emotion? - They're both the same.
Please specify.
This is the U.S.S. Enterprise. Captain Jean-Luc Picard.
Why? Because you're a droid and l'm a noid.
[LAUGHlNG CONTlNUES]
l can't say.
Then Okona does have the Jewel.
He does what he does by choice, by his choice.