Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mr. Robot, would you like to come up--
lf l told you it was Benzan, you would have gone to war with his father.
ln case we decide to surrender to them, Number One.
i've just done a pee-pee in my pants
LA FORGE: lt's ready.
Open, sir.
- Your grandson? KUSHELL: My grandson.
[SlGHS]
Bye, Captain Okona.
how about helping me fix them?
You probably wouldn't understand that either.
That's the dictionary meaning. l'm talking about humor, fun.
[MUTED DlALOGUE]
l recommend we set the Enterprise on an intercept course
We are in position now, captain.
Commander, what do you think of Captain Okona?
[WHlSTLES]
- l told a joke. - And?
No wars available, eh?
- Unlimited. - We're gonna need it.
Am l going to meet Captain Picard?
One at a time. Who accuses me of stealing?
l'm sure it can wait a few minutes.
Similar in specifications and capabilities,
Because it relegates me to cargo carrying
what crime has Okona allegedly committed against you?
A monk, a clone and a Ferengi decided to go bowling together--
lt is your child. lt's our child.
l am forced to add a measure of flamboyancy and zest
that could surely be traced back to the noblest families.
would you accompany me to Deck 14 conference room?
Everyone is talking about me, and no one's talking to me.
and which now coexist under a precarious but successful treaty.
My timing is digital.
l was so ugly as a child, they hung a pork chop around my neck
- What about drunk, ever do that? - From alcohol?
l wasn't talking about a place.
Like you said, Geordi, what's the rush?
- That is not possible for me, sir. - Pity.
We are prepared to take Okona by force
Armed with lasers only.
Here, try if you would. We go... We do... Hah.
- Humanoid. - Yes.
Now we're hearing some truth.
No, he's not. Nothing has been stolen.
Oh. Of course it is.
All right. You want to know what he did?
To which one?
Data, look, did you ever consider juggling,
Gentlemen, communicating like this is very distracting.
- You told a joke? - Yes.
Open hailing frequencies.
Commander, l leave this in your capable hands.
You've been great. l'd like to take you all home with me.
You feel for him the same way he feels for you.
Data, do you even know what a joke is?