Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I told you, no twerking during takeoff!
- You got me, Denise. - Mm-hmm.
I never heard from this person again.
because you have that sick ticket,
I don't want to die!
She began the night with an aggressive Cartman impression
Hello, governor.
You were the white guy that fell into the grill.
It's gonna be an amazing show.
It's from fucking Topshop, and it's mine.
Ladies like honesty, right?
I guess I fucked up 'cause a lot of people showed up.
If you Google any female celebrity's name,
of a critically acclaimed drama, and then go to sleep.
She doesn't like you, man.
but I didn't want to make it weird.
Bro, you cannot take Brian, man.
There's gonna be white people everywhere.
Plus, I fuck with Funyuns.
You know what I was thinking about the other day?
Whoo!
Now she has another nickname? Lil' Funyuns?
No, I'm just kidding. Can I get two beers?
Why is a turtle climbing out of a briefcase, Arnold?
That's what this is for.
AKA Princess Love.
"Go fuck yourself. Grandma."
Yeah, um, should we grab some drinks?
Oh, no, I'm not up for that.
It was-- It was good seeing you.
I pledge allegiance to the flag...
You need to do anything?
You know, after work, I'm gonna go home,
Hey, hey! What the fuck? That's my jacket.
Are you s-- I love the aquarium.
I admire you, too."
- Hey. - Rachel.
Who am I gonna take?
that practice bowling all the time.
All right, take it out of here!
- Aw. - Aw, come on, man.
Come on, shh.
Maybe she's just busy.
Yeah.
Have you ever been there?
- Come here! - Yeah!
- Hot Potato. - Mm-hmm.
It-- Very hard for me to imagine a situation
Ladies!
I improvised that line.
I forgot to ask.
Okay.
"Grab a drink soon?"
Uh, no.
About three years.
Hey!
- Mm-hmm. - Then this happened.
No.