Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Let's go do some coke and then play some laser tag.

- Mm. - All right.

This is a very clear and unambiguous situation.

Dude, why are you doing this?

if I just started sucking that guy's dick over there?

"Ramen place is pretty good, B-plus."

Brian appreciated it.

I mean, she seems cool, but I don't know her that well.

I mean, it's a little bit of both.

Boop, pop a couple in, keep on riding.

Think about all that emotional stress they caused.

We can be shitty to people now,

I'm gonna look like this?

That'd be great!

Let's add the virus.

Got your text. You're busy. It's cool.

So I gave her a few, you know, polite, busy excuses.

And she definitely loves those Funyuns.

But it was a secret show, so it was pretty easy on the PR front.

Yeah, they were great.

She sees my inner beauty.

where would you live?

"XOXO" means, "Go fuck yourself."

But I'm gonna keep calling.

Uh, yeah, it's a funny show.

Honesty, I respect that.

I was actually wondering-- I have two tickets

Well, um, got that one as well.

It was a team effort, Terry.

- I highly recommend it. - Hmm.

It'd be different.

Yep, but it'll take a few hours. We're gonna start with your arms.

I met at my friend Zach's birthday party

"Hey, Alice, why are you sucking a stranger's dick

What up, world?

Oh, I 100% agree. It's totally rude.

You dare me to steal it?

'Cause it's a good spot to meet new people.

But for this one night only,

Oh, that's great.

- Wheels on the Bus. - Yep.

It's me, Alice.

"Got struck by lightning while holding hands with a 12-year-old.

- Hey, what's up, Alice? - Hi.

And Heads, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.

What? Oh, my God, that sucks.

Kentucky, Madam President?

Oh, this British show, Sherlock.

Sorry. Ticket got taken.

So between girl with the headband

Oh! What would you do?

Are you really just gonna take that?