Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's a little cough drop storage area, you know.

Nicotine patch.

He says, "Come. Great party.

Dude, she ain't text you in two days,

"Hey, it's Dev. Good meeting you."

And there's this other girl

Yes, that's me.

You take Alice.

the "'I'm busy' three times means no" code.

It's Princess Love.

I didn't have this kind of spread

"Yeah, how about Wednesday?"

No, you're so cool.

To-- Yeah, to be clear, with me.

That sneaky bitch.

More chickenheads to put in your phone

Fucking paradise.

"You want to stay in tonight?"

Um, in the description, I put "headband."

Would you be opposed to dancing?

and it's accepted.

Um, I was on a date that is now over

- Mm-hmm. - Let's do it.

She said nothing.

We switched bodies. Now I got to go to class."

You want to hear a sample of texts between me and my wife?

What up, dummies?

I would be on that nonstop strike status.

If I bowled every night for a month,

I hope that's okay.

Ooh. Nice tidbit.

No, no, you got the tickets.

How many times have girls flaked on you?

You sure? Once they start, you can't move.

We need to contain the sickening.

How are you gonna know if you don't spend time with her?

Dr. Graham, what's the latest on the outbreak in Kentucky?

And this is from somebody who repped Mariah Carey.

in London these days.

Wow, Denise, you are a busy lady.

Uh, oh, no, I'm thrilled.

Are you guys having a hard time with these accents?

you're gonna ask the most attractive girl?

So, uh, how long you been at Delmano?

There's this girl Anna

If you do it, it's needy and sad.

The sickening, it got them all.