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I'm kidding. Kidding.
Well, I'm glad you like it.
Why, Mother Jefferson, what are you doing here?
How could I forget?
Well, I hope so, for her sake.
as you delivered Daniel...
That's the way it's always been
you're not taking her to lunch on Monday
and I think she's been playing on it all these years.
Hello, again, dear.
Just postpone it till Tuesday or Wednesday.
on the first Monday of the month.
Oh, darn it.
or if you feel like it, you call me,
Huh.
Sure, that's because I was saying, "Oh, come on, Weezy,"
Were you going to kill him?
Uh-oh. Too bad, I can't go Monday.
You know I always take her to lunch
and she'd never ask for anything in return.
We always had something to talk about before we were married.
Her family, not ours. Oh, but George...
How could I ever stand up my best girl?
and that's the way Mama expects it.
and they dressed me all up
I don't mean that sort of blackmail.
Then we'll have something to talk about.
With Mama. It's the first Monday.
passed through those pearly gates.
Who died?
I can't do that.
Imagine that.