Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I got it. You should volunteer!
Try to kick her. She'll just love you more.
I'm not smart. I can't even buy the right hooker.
Which one are you?
let's forget it ever happened
That ain't possible. White women are loyal... for real.
even more powerful than pouring water on their hair.
Is that a full-size shampoo bottle, nigga?!
Oh, you don't want to work here, honey.
That's right... I didn't forget your request.
They wouldn't know.
She calls me...
You're an escort.
All right, joke time.
Oh! No, qué lástima. Trabajo no hoy.
I'm gonna have to ask you not to say that.
Robert. Pleased to make your acquaintance.
I just got my ass kicked for you!
$200?
- What the... - Mm-mmm!
I asked my son to visit me.
about your mistress, about how you hate [beep] your wife...
If we didn't meet this way...
I'm not going on a date.
and that feeling is the most powerful [beep] drug in the world.
No kids, 39.
This is exactly what I needed.
Can't an old bitch get some free legal advice,
My farts after I drink Ensure.