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What floor you live on?
Jobs yesterday, amigo.
It'll be fine.
Okay, I threatened to beat him...
that a job could help with money problems.
No! Make her leave!
Yes, but not after what you told me.
When did they start knocking?
You're prettier than tonight's entire lineup and all of basic cable!
"think like a dude 'cause your lonely black ass
You, my nigger, is a ho.
No, that's... that's not the punch...
When times got rough, what jobs did black folks have before?
Hell, they get more work done.
Escort? Ha! Let me break down "escort" for you.
I think you've done enough talking.
an escort is a smart, pretty white woman who,
God, I should have signed up for more than three hours.
times when even the skinny white "Sex and the City" bitches
He's clean!
- Love 'em. - Good.
I'm fine with being treated like [beep].
and feel comfortable you will never see his illegal ass in the Roosevelt room.
Okay, I do have one solution
After that day,
I told them about you, and they couldn't wait to try you out.
He got elected and made good white folks feel self-conscious about hiring niggers.
You know the deal.
they're stuck on stupid and fastened to [beep]-up.
I'm Geraldine.