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Eventually, granddad's pride got the best of him.

I'm getting less sex than before.

Very unniggardly of you, Robert.

It's all about strategy.

Guatemalans, I think they're called.

It's that damn Obama's fault.

God, I always wanted kids.

Of course, granddad had to give up his bosses to get a lesser charge.

The most powerful black-bitch-begone ever...

And we keep them on antibiotics

That's why you can't get a job.

I'm under a 2-year pimp-ho contract.

and you let the boys call me "mom," hmm?

we'll let you out of your contract.

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

Only good man in there is Jesus.

I upgraded to the "if I catch you looking at another bitch,

Ruckus, I'm not a whore man. I'm an escort.

Now you're the hooker with the heart of gold?

- How'd it go? - We're still in negotiations.

Trick-ass new grandma told me to.

Hello, lil' niggers.

Sorry. I only hire Mexicans, too.

Whoa. Who peed in your petunias, Robert?

Sometimes when I sneeze, I [beep] myself.

You're boosting their self-esteem, making them feel loved, desirable.