Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

uses the powers of her gold-plated vagina

Time for granddad to give the ladies what they need.

ain't never gonna get one anyway." Ha!

You don't want to look up one day and see that shoeshine boy on your TV,

I sold my gold-plated hoo-ha to bail you out.

I should hope, at your age, you know that women are different

Nigger, you know you would [beep] anything for free.

to care for her adorable kids.

And they're horrible at it!

- Aaaaaaaaaaaah! - Take that!

Nothin'. You ain't got no chance.

Know what I'm not gonna do?

talking about "mahmoud ahamadamadinejad" and clean energy.

someone who loved capitalism

♪ Well, I come from Alabama with a banjo on my knee ♪

Mow you go blow love smoke up Vanessa's black ass and get my money.

Plus, there's lots of lonely cuties there.

Real talk, Robert...

No, Marge Simpson's not prettier than you, either!

Give me that computer!

Ha ha! Nope, not after all we've been through.

We can't afford that.

♪ Oh! Susanna, don't you cry for me ♪

This house is an airplane.

Well, that's all right, then.