Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

like practically everything else we've tried to make life better,
So, Mr. Man, you still interested in a job?
- Hey, what the... - Okay, spread 'em! Spread 'em!
We have strong genes.
Because our generation raised no-good, selfish-ass sons.
Granddad! That's your job... hoin'?
These ridiculous questions.
What you're doing for our women is bigger than that.
That last date, Vanessa...
Actually, that's kind of gangsta.
A black woman is more likely to die in a tanning-salon fire than find true love.
And this one!
I heard an NBA star moved in down the street.
and smiled at giving away the bulk of his free day to the man.
But the part about them being lonely and bitter... True.
Yeah, and after all that, a nigger is tired.
Yes! Yes!
Mm. Ohh.
That's the exact sex talk I was gonna have with you in two years.
As much as them negroes con queso annoy me,
Young ladies, prepare to be escorted to orgasm land! Whoo!
Man, please, please, can we keep her, granddad?!
You're still fast.
The three of us?!
How could I be so stupid?
doing homework by candlelight, like Amish niggers,
Of course you did.
'Cause I'm not going anywhere.
she'll keep you paid forever.
Why is this my first time seeing you?