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You wanna meet my new girlfriend, Tweek?
# Yes, on occasion she hangs out with her dwarf friends #
so we can better understand each other.
Oh, thanks, guys.
There have been malicious rumors
Yep, love you too. [smooches]
Am i just an asshole??
SHIT ASS POST ASSHOLE TIME MOTHER FUCKERS!!!! But, mom! Why can't they SHIT somewhere else?!?! Fuckyou. That's what I'm trying to you, the toilets are empty!!! Dad's been telling me to get off his lap so the ladies can shit on him! OH MY HANDS!!!
and so we are gonna hear from a guest speaker.
- Red! - Annie!
Kim is not even in that movie.
Butters!
My brother said he wants to have sex with me!!! (Chevy slaps Noah) Shut the fuck up, you incel--
Mom, mom, mom!!! Chevy's recording me go to the bathroom!!!! First of all, your mom is not here. And second, WHAT?!?!
Take away that fold of skin.
Julie Lucy
Don't be sad.
Hey, girls.
Fiona from Shrek is not hot. She’s fat and ugly.
[smooches] [phone beeps]
and I really am sorry. I'm sorry, that's okay.
started at this elementary school
# It wasn't no dragon, so my girl ain't no hobbit #
the biggest feminist at this school.
Wendy.
Well, okay, but you are a hater.
and I need to get to the bottom of it.
but I have a different standard when it comes to my women.
You know, I thought you were Richard Pryor.
This is a fantasy, you moron.
I'm sorry, hold up.
between being a feminist and being a hater, mkay?
# You better work out, whore #
[softly] Lisa Berger.
Have you told Butters that you like him?
that my beautiful fiancee is a hobbit.
# That was a Quiznos and my bitch went to rob it #
Kim Kardashian is a short, overweight woman
Stop handling me. WHAT?!?!
I've had it.
Who cares if no one likes you?
All right, but if you try to punch me,
- So you want a photoshopped picture of me