Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

She's a really nice girl.

# I'm goin' down to South Park #

which is a show about short, loud, little people

... Your brother is not talking to you. Let's go.

Something that should've been done a long time ago.

Oh, yeah, yep, yeah, I got it, yep.

eats all the cupcakes, and the lady takes out a gun

I'm sorry, Pope, but hold up.

Mkay, I'm sorry about this, but it's gone too far.

# You want a boyfriend? #

it is my honor to give the Person of the Year award

and it's being taken the wrong way.

# Headin' on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind #

No! No excuses!

and then go tell her I love her.

If she was here, you could all see for yourself

Good. Uh, no, Wendy,

that the jelly school in Aurora

Gracias, gracias, all of my children.

"or be a decent human being like Beyonce,

Just his sword does.

Take off any blemishes on the skin.

Lengthen the neck. Add more to the hair.

Well, Kim Kardashian is skinny,

Bitch, how you not the hobbit again?

with Lisa Berger?

[cheers and applause]

Mkay, well, Wendy, I'm just trying to, uh-

because she has a movie coming out on Friday,

"'I will go find this Jelly Monster girl

[cheers and applause]

noahdoesyarns, creator of the hit series The Misadventures of Shane and Enemies, has allegedly appeared numerous times in the Serena files. I'm Hank Anchorman, and I'm still investigating. Chevy: Oh my god! That backstabbing, double-crossing fiend! I've gotta go talk with Noah!

Right, right, right, yep. Yep, I got it.

There is a cancer in our country,

for this little hater girl.

And nothing in this world is going to stop me!

and then go buy her some flowers,

You need to get down to the gym and get a better one.

Let's go, Cows! Who are you yelling for?

please welcome Aquaman.

I do love water balloons.

She lives in a big-ass mansion with me,