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# I'm goin' down to South Park #
- Okay. - Now, first thing we do
Then what, bitch?
No.
Gta
[dramatic music]
Now... [clears throat]
# Doo daa doo daa #
# Camptown race is five miles long #
[sniffs] Hold up. I'm sorry.
come on! BURN IT OFF!
That is not funny, and it is not true.
- Heidi! - Nicole!
# Party in the cookie trough #
Watching what Photoshop is doing to society,
"the little hobbit was looked up to and loved,
Tom, I'm standing in front of the jelly school,
and she's a hobbit! That's not his girlfriend.
Without Sarah
She don't live in no hole in the ground.
where officials claim they do have room
is my love for the sea.
Okay, if she was-
but you need to have some more confidence, okay?
I saw that picture of her you put on the internet.
Hey, Stan, did you see Clyde's going out
She's not hot! That's supposed to be the point.
Get down to the gym and work.
Ow!!!! (Chevy cries in pain) I'm hurt! Call the ambulance! You know what? Instead of calling Serena, I'm gonna call the cops on this 15-year-old pedo creep.
and no splotches on her legs, and perfect everything.
There is a cancer in our country,
She's a hobbit. Oh, she said it again!
Oh, bye, jelly school.
Well, no, I've got arms and legs, I have everything.
He's rec-- Stop handling me!
then that's your problem.
[crying]
Wendy, in my office right now, mkay!
Who's got perfect skin,
is ready to take you in. Isn't that right, Rick?
is ready to take you in. Is that right, Rick?
you hobbit trivia bitch!
Yeah, we just started dating seriously.