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Do you know your son is here in the cells of the dreaded Lubyanka?
- After I begged you not to rip my suit. - I was clinging for life.
- What an asshole. - Yep.
Running for our lives, Barry.
how are you a superpower?
What, you hear machine guns and decide now's a good time to take out the...? Oh.
Well, don't just stand here.
What is this, a broken-glass factory?
You little... Okay, then.
Are we square?
No, dickbrain. Your mother's paying me to rescue you.
Fifty now, 200 when you bring him back.
I think Archer wanted this mission so he could cross into Russia...
...l'd say it's pretty serious.
Uh, here, take this.
If he is not my biologic son, I will put, personally, a bullet in his brain.
Oh.
...with 2-to-1 odds he ends up brutally murdered, so yes...
...how do you know what you're talking ab...?
- Yeah. He might be my father. - Wh...? Ha, ha.
Which is, uh, pretty rare for me. Hi.
How? How is this happy playtime?
Ahem. So, what do you guys think? Loafers and a suit, yea or nay?
Which is why I'm in New York, by the way. I need all new pins put in it.
But I'm giving you this coat, so, uh...
ARCHER: I said, um, how's, uh, your ex-fiancée?
- And I'm sure that must be... - Oh, and he sodomized my fiancée.
Um, thanks. Uh...
Wha... For 40 years, kroshka, you are my only woman.
[IN RUSSIAN ACCENT] Maybe because you're Sterling Archer.
- Wait, don't tell me he just now jumped. - Yep.
Do you not wonder how it is that I know your name?
- We're doing it before. - After. Non-negotiable, Barry.
Uh...
- I thought that was fairly obvious. - Yeah, yeah, but up that high thing?
Or earplugs, you idiot.
So, what do you think are his odds?
No. No, it's gone.
[BOTH GRUNT]
[LAUGHS]
Okay.