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Mm! Tommy laying down the law. A little feisty.
I--no one ever lets me talk this long.
to the Pawnee Videodome
obviously,
♪ and you will find me
I mean, lord knows I've made plenty.
- as a janitor... - Nurse.
the greatest idea in human history.
- I kinda need you to stay. - Mmhmm.
Okay, so you're really gonna say no to Ann?
I totally hear you.
to see the effects of your government intervention,
I want to thank you for your patronage,
or is that a bad-news "Ann Perkins"?
underneath layers of sarcasm, resentment, and grumpiness,
and tell her, "I will not be disrespected."
Looks like things with Mona-Lisa are...
I need $3,000.
and The Hunchback of Notre Dame's hunchback.
What are you doing?
These braids you did are making my brain hurt.
and start respecting my authority around here!
Of course. Got to keep it in the family.
Pawnee Videodome
I'm watching X-Men: Days of Future Past on my phone right now.
Mona-Lisa Saperstein?
This is Jerry Gergich calling. Bye.
♪ if you're lost, you can look ♪
than that stupid art house movie bullcrap.
Well, Ron, we all know
It was a beautiful point.
I have to tell you a secret.
of this government bailout!
That would be like giving food to a mortally wounded animal
I'm thinking about applying to veterinary school
For the record,
she's my sister.
Ann Perkins.
I'm glad you're here, Dong Swanson.
Andy, it's over.
I'll just buy some red vines.
Or we could, you know, maybe screen a different movie.
or pouring honey in my purse.
to declare your store as a historical landmark,
If, like--
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I took your advice.
instead of slitting its throat
Back to forced friendship.