Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

All I was trying to do was keep my country and family safe!
And that's the last time I buy prewashed spinach in a bag.
No, I think they're Iranian.
Yeah, that'll take down an F-14. Can't you do anything?
I can shoot heat rays out of my fingertips. Look!
- Smith, you are hereby an official Ranger... - Awesome!
eat 'em by the handful, they all taste American.
- I gotta go to a Rangers meeting. - Hold up.
I figured out what my special power is.
The Rangers will teach you skills you need to survive,
I must have some special power. Think, Roger, think.
The block party starts at three and goes till question mark.
- Oh, I didn't mean... - No, you said it. Now we have to live with it.
Pick up. Something incredible's happened. It'll change our...
It's kinda true. You don't have any special powers, do you?
Stop! I'm not a terrorist! I can't even grow a beard!
Stand straight, Ranger. One day you'll look back on this day and...
I have to pee! Now!