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Swear to God I could drive a school bus.
you can't drive without getting drunk
No, no, no, that's the worst part by, like, a long shot.
I really tried.
Aah!
Go to a new space.
I kept calling you the Winklevoss Twins
‐Give me five. ‐Oh.
We get coffee, and we talk about alcoholism.
‐Two. ‐All right.
Here she is.
um, you'll need to attend meetings every day for 90 days.
♪ Trying to play a big boy game... ♪
♪ On the mic I'm gonna murder ya, tear you up... ♪
Oh, my God. Seriously?
and‐and one day write an autobiography of a trash bag,
He lived a good life.
Okay. Cashier and then Peabody and then
Are you apologizing to me?
Oh, I'm just... Sit down.
Amen.
You ready to do that?
♪ Catch me if you can ♪
‐Sam. ‐I'm telling you. He's, like, genuinely
Glad I remembered you.
so what are you gonna do?
‐Hi, this is... ‐God, you're strong.
Sam, life moves forward even if you don't.
‐That's a real bad book. ‐(sighs)
Yeah, why not?
Oh, I didn't get it while I was drinking.
Feel like I could just get sober real quick.
It's just, like, a bunch of garbage people
"Hey, here's ten dogs that look the cast of Gossip Girl"?
You know, since you blocked me on all social media.
Yeah, well, it turns out, I can't.
‐It's a whole thing. (sighs) ‐Oh.
SIDNEY: I sincerely hope you don't come back.
‐and wait to die? ‐Listen, here's the good news.
every version of Pride and Prejudice ever made.
Is that... is that something?
after totaling my car, so no.
‐I'm not going anywhere. ‐(sighs)
This is, like, pretty small‐town inevitable, right?
Sweet.
♪ Don't pull up to tell me how you feel ♪