Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Was just a sharpener ♪

to sign that for you, okay?

will start showing up for you.

I could just keep doing exactly what I'm doing,

I'm sorry. Thank you.

I got to get that tattooed on butt.

‐I'm Olivia. ‐Samantha.

‐that's two white guys. ‐To be fair,

♪ Now she twerkin', she throw it out and come back in ♪

I think I'm quite good at it.

(sighs) Bye. Bye.

Yikes. You don't remember.

Thank you. Sam, how you feeling?

I might be broken now.

NARRATOR: Freeform's Single Drunk Female now

♪ To make 'em all say, "Yes, sir" ♪

It's been 24 hours since you left rehab.

I forgot. You're a doctor who saves lives, so your life is

don't call me next week asking me where your mortgage is.

Tomorrow is a new day.

‐very jealous of me. ‐Sam, you're drunk.

‐Oh, God. ‐Dead sober.

and as part of your probation,

♪ Got her own money, she don't need no ... ♪

‐You sure I can't just stay with you? ‐I'm sure.

it's recognized as a disease.

(snorts, laughs)

‐Can I smell it? ‐Would it matter?

approved your pre‐trial probation.

‐Seems easy enough. ‐(laughs) Oh, let's be honest.

CAROL: I'm sure you are, and welcome.

Anyone can be an alcoholic. It's a disease.