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♪ To you. ♪
‐Yeah. ‐Wow.
You're here 'cause someone got you the best deal
Oh.
Yeah, for sure.
You were in jail, they were never going to let you out,
You don't have to be a dick about it.
‐Okay? It's right... ‐Yeah, well, I don't know if you can
Yeah.
So I'm gonna be real. Uh, that's a terrible idea.
I know you're probably mad.
‐(short chuckle) ‐I'll have yours.
Okay, don't sit.
Don't be a blame hog.
Yes, but I did a 30‐day rehab program.
‐Orange sweater. ‐Come on!
♪ Better the measure ♪
Sorry. My sister is still "grieving."
has put under my care,
You're new.
Apparently, alcoholism is a disease,
Come on. You guys have been together a long time.
Yeah. Bye.
but if you could just let me explain to you what...
‐ Give me a twirl. ‐ Oh, God.
‐Leukemia, for one. ‐Right. Yeah. Look,
So, the State of New York
What? There's a lot about the last 12 years I don't remember.
because it's her bachelorette party,
I picked up enough trash on the side of the road
But we're here to talk about you.
Felicia, do you want to have, uh, cake
Mm, it's the best time to do it.
♪ Onset, make you work up sweat an' a ♪
Oh, you're not going to jail.
My beautiful Samantha.
‐Do you hear me? ‐Oh, my God. Please.
The prodigal daughter returns.
‐How did you find me? ‐You don't remember
to make it all good, you know? I...
‐Okay. ‐sick house.
(laughs)