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I know, but I'm hanging up my jersey.
Tommy, two beers, two shots.
I sat there waiting for you for two hours, eating edamame.
So do you guys want to, like, hang out with us?
♪ That my best friend, she a real bad ... ♪
‐She's right. ‐(laughs)
I can do this, though, right?
I have seven sponsees, but two of them don't call me, so maybe.
‐than mine! ‐this is just like you. ‐Hey! What's going on?
But yeah, basically.
Oh, uh, public intoxication,
You know, like, I'm one of them.
You're Samantha Fink.
What am I supposed to do?
Oh. (scoffs)
I am very sorry about that, honestly.
You guys gossip a lot for a place
Can you not... can we not on the seat?
Yeah, I'm covered in, like, 50 kinds of urine
This is the aforementioned Sam.
SAMANTHA: Come on. Are serious?
‐(engine starts) ‐Enough!
Thanks for not making me take the T.
that's supposed to be anonymous.
Because you're fired.
I don't know what that is. (short chuckle)
Oh, no, you should keep the boat.
‐Met? ‐Yeah.
you needed a fried chicken sandwich?
I don't want to do this all.
I'm not putting my hands on you and moving you myself,
Sounds epic.
because men let things slide
Yes, my Jewish Jaguar.
‐Really? ‐I'm going to meet
What the hell, Sam?
Fired?
when I got first chair violin and you got last.
♪ Is that my bestie in a Tessie? ♪