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You know, like, I'm one of them.
Oh, no, you should keep the boat.
‐She's right. ‐(laughs)
when I got first chair violin and you got last.
I am very sorry about that, honestly.
Oh, uh, public intoxication,
You're Samantha Fink.
What the hell, Sam?
What am I supposed to do?
I sat there waiting for you for two hours, eating edamame.
you needed a fried chicken sandwich?
You guys gossip a lot for a place
I know, but I'm hanging up my jersey.
‐Met? ‐Yeah.
So do you guys want to, like, hang out with us?
I don't know what that is. (short chuckle)
But yeah, basically.
Can you not... can we not on the seat?
♪ Is that my bestie in a Tessie? ♪
that's supposed to be anonymous.
This is the aforementioned Sam.
Because you're fired.
‐than mine! ‐this is just like you. ‐Hey! What's going on?
I have seven sponsees, but two of them don't call me, so maybe.
‐(engine starts) ‐Enough!
I'm not putting my hands on you and moving you myself,
because men let things slide
I don't want to do this all.
I can do this, though, right?
‐Really? ‐I'm going to meet
Sounds epic.
Fired?
Yes, my Jewish Jaguar.
Oh. (scoffs)
Tommy, two beers, two shots.
♪ That my best friend, she a real bad ... ♪
SAMANTHA: Come on. Are serious?
Thanks for not making me take the T.
Yeah, I'm covered in, like, 50 kinds of urine