Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm Keith Hernandez

I need you to go to the unemployment office with me!

What do you have to do to become a buff?

Behind the bushes, on the gravelly road.

You give your number to them, and then they don't call.

And you want to be my dobo guy

So, what did you say?

- I love that bit about Jimmy Olsen. - Really?

...someone she liked better than me. But, you know...

The spit then splashed off the wrist, pauses...

Well who do you like? I like Coach.

And you want to be my latex salesman?

Nice game, fascist.

The way I figure it, I've already been there.

I would love to come up.

I’m not picking up Spindletap from the airport

You're not interviewing, not looking at any new people.

You gotta see the baby. When are you gonna see the baby?

Hoochie Moma! Say Hoochie Moma!

Wow! Keith Hernandez!

I was at the unemployment office.

Damn. I was too overanxious. He must have noticed that.

- Okay. - All right. Really good to...

She's wondering when we'll go see the baby.

Ryan’s a nut.

And you want to be my realtor….

Nick Hernandez? The baseball player?

Yes, and I was hoping, perhaps, to get...

There had to a second spitter

i'm leaving. jerry's a nut.

...off the temple, striking Newman between the third and the fourth rib.

Well, there was two outs, bottom of the tenth.

But my stinking, putrefied gym clothes...

Nice game pretty boy

They don’t have phones outta town?

Well, I don't know him. I know who he is.

I don't know, 6'3.

I know what he is. I recognized him. You didn't even notice him.

He came over to me. I didn't go over to him.

- No, no, no. I can cancel. - Sure. We'll do something next week.

I don't understand. Before you were jealous of me.

I have to dribble. If I give it to you, you just shoot. You're a chucker.

You like seinfeld?I like seinfeld! We'll be best friends...

...is that you have to match their level of enthusiasm.

That's what I've been trying to figure out the past five years.

So we're working out...

He loves t-Bone!

I mean, you can't even talk to people because you can't concentrate.

Is he going to try and kiss me?

I'm not driving him to the Airport

I hate them i despise them

I got me an appointment with a hardware store.

I mean, I hardly know the guy.